HORSE
I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that
defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate." A horse is actually
any four legged creature in a Western movie. Except a cow.
The horse's major contribution to mankind has been shit. Such
was the level of horse shit production late last century that
measures were taken to centralise its disposal. For the last
hundred years, all the horse shit in Australia has been taken to
one place for burial: Dubbo, the shithole of Australia.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
