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Holly (quoting Capt. H.): There's a saying amongst the office
If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer!...
Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle!
Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Re...
Holly: The phrase 'cargo bay doors' does not appear to be in my lexicon.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'...
Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....
Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg...
Holly: Well, she [Kochanski] won't be much use to you on Fiji now -- not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with.
-- Red Dwarf - 'The End'...
Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zi
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. -- Fred Alle
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
-- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)...
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
-- Walter Winchell...

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