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• Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
  Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
• Holly: The phrase 'cargo bay doors' does not appear to be in my lexicon.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'...
• You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
• Holly (quoting Capt. H.): There's a saying amongst the office
  If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer!...
• Lister: You guys have got to be yanking my chain! -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'
• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
• Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
  She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....
• Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! -- Holly in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...