Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia
Home of the Mc. Billions and Billions served.
Home of the Pig Stye
Home of the Superconducting Kitty Collider.
Homeowner Envy: Feelings of jealousy generated in the young and the disenfranchised when facing gruesome housing statistics.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Homer: "D'oh!" Lisa: "A deer!" Marge: "A female deer!
HomerDOS error: Abort, Retry, D'Ohh!
Homer himself must beg if he want means, and as by report sometimes he did "go from door to door and sing ballads, with a company of boys about him.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of M...
Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
Home Savings and Loan owns my house..

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