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Hollow chocolate has no calories.
Hollowpoints - the ultimate in feminine protection.
Holly: Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness.
Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
Holly: Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on.
It's still going on. It's still an emergency....
Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q.
of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers. -- Red Dwarf - 'Future Echoes'...
Holly: It's better to have loved and to have lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
Cat: Why's that? Holly: Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John....
Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk: full of goodne
full of vitamins; full of marrow-bone jelly!...
Holly: Purple alert! Purple alert! Lister: What's a purple alert?
Holly: Well, it's like not as bad as a red a alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert -- sort of a mauve alert....
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