Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1. -- Answering m...
Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive.
A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt....
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $
0.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone... -- Answering machine madne...
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money....
Hi, this is John's answering machine again. He's gone and left me for a sleazy microwave he met at Krazy Eddy's.
Life sucks. (or) Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrig...
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
So leave a message after you hear the beep, and y...
Hitler was a Conservative.
Hitlery Clinton -- big brother in drag.
Hitlery is even taxing my patience.

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