Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hmmm... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE ORCHESTRA.
.. ha.. ha.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Hmmm... at first glance I thought it was a female Viking cyclops. :-)
Hmmm. Did your parents happen to own a cattle prod?
Hmmm...does Ralph Cramden use Norton's Utilities?
Hmmm... equality is bad for the country? Well, at least we know where you stand now.
I also remember a lot of your ilk saying things about how the ERA was going to require unisex bathrooms....
Hmmm...Hastur, He who must not be named --oops$%*&# NO CARRIER
Hmmm...Is this TAG on? Thump Thump Thump
Hmmm, Maybe I should have read this one!
Hmmmm...Err...Is it *suupposed* to smoke like that?

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