Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you
are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough
money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a
female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you
are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough
money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a
female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
Related:
- I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing
my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at... - Fry: That's it!
You can only take my money for so long before you ... - Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's... - I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel
stupid talking to people I don't remember.
I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - Moreover,
you have no money... - Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances
have switched jobs again,
and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked... - Lend money to a bad debtor and he will
hate you...
