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Hi, you've reached 1-900-CALL-BREN, my personal message line where you can talk to me, Bren.
Hi, you've reached 340-2359. We're not peeb eht retfa egassem ruoy evael esaelp os ,won thgir emoh.
gnillac rof uoy knahT. -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
Hi!! You've reached Janet and Chris's room. We're not in right now.
If this is our parents, we're at the library studying....
Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
If you are selling any product or se...
HLL: /H-L-L/ n. [High-Level Language (as opposed to assembler)] Found primarily in email and news rather than speech.
Rarely, the variants `VHLL' and `MLL' are found. VHLL stands for `Very...
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
Hmmm.. a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a TROLLEY-CAR.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Hmmm.. A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted island, when.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...

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