Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hi there! this is Eddie your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run tthrough me.
-- Eddie, The Hitch H...
Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make.
Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it... -- Answering machine madness - can'...
Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further; and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
-- Old Testament -- Job xxxviii, 11...
Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number.
Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number.
.. and after I've doctored the tape, your message will include bombing Tripoli....
Hi. This is David. I've shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative.
As soon as I finish this recording I'm going to bed indefinitely....
Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger's Crystals.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
Hi. This is God." "Uh-Oh..." -- Doonesbury

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