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Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
Her legs went from here to here... Here smile went from here to here.
.. Her tongue went from here to where?...
Her life was saved by rock and roll. -- Lou Reed
Her lips are roses overwashed with dew. -- Greene
Her lips were red, and one was thin; Compared with that was next her chin,-- Some bee had stung it newly.
-- Sir John Suckling (1609-1641) -- Ballad upon a Wedding...
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.
Her manners had not that repose Which stamps the caste of Vere de Vere.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Lady Clara Vere de Vere, Stanza 5...
Her memory is truly random-access.

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