Related:

• When this grey world crumbles like a cake / I'll be hanging from the hope / That I'll never see that recipe again.
  -- They Might Be Giants -- It's Not My Birthday...
• May the bluebird of happiness crap all over your birthday cake.
• I sing New England, as she lights her fire In every Prairie's mid
  and where the bright Enchanting stars shine pure through Southern night, She still is there, the guardian on the tower, To open for the world a purer hour....
• On the occasion of Nero's 25th birthday, he arrived at the Colosseum to find that the Praetorian Guard had prepared a treat for him in the arena.
  There stood 25 naked virgins, like candles on a cake, tied to poles, burning alive....
• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
• o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
  Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
• Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
  -- Bobby Kelto...