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He said "ENQ?". "NAK!", she replied.
He said he was dying of fast women, slow horses, crooked cards and straight whisky.
He said that in his whole life he most repented of three thing
one was that he had trusted a secret to a woman; another, that he went by water when he might have gone by land...
He said that men ought to remember those friends who were absent as well as those who were present.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Thales, ix...
He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge
and one only evil, namely, ignorance. -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Socrates, xiv...
He said they that were serious in ridiculous matters would be ridiculous in serious affairs.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Roman Apophthegms, Cato the Elde...
He's alive but unconscious, just like Gerald Ford.
He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?
He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

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