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Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Here, you go first, you're immune to bullets.
Here you would know and enjoy what posterity will say of Washington.
For a thousand leagues have nearly the same effect with a thousand years....
Her face is like the milky way i' the sky,-- A meeting of gentle lights without a name.
-- Sir John Suckling (1609-1641) -- Brennoralt, Act iii...
Her face was like an April morn, Clad in a wint'ry cloud
And clay-cold was her lily hand, That held her sable shroud. -- Malle...
Her father loved me; oft invited me; Still question'd me the story of my life, From year to year, the battles, sieges, fortunes, That I have passed.
I ran it through, even from my boyish days, To the...
Her feet beneath her petticoat Like little mice stole in and out, As if they feared the ligh
But oh, she dances such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so fine a sight....
Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. -- Woody Alle
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Her heart was yours from the first moment that you met.

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