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Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.
-- Old Testament -- Proverbs iii, 17...
Her wit was more than man, her innocence a child. -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Elegy on Mrs.
Killegrew, Line 70...
He's a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can't Perceive And he's a Fool who tries to make such a Blockhead believe.
-- William Blake (1757-1827), Notebooks, 1793...
He's a bloodsucker, all right, but not the kind we're looking for.
This man is an I.R.S. agent....
He's a couple of diskettes short of a full backup.
He's a Democrat because he's too poor to be Republican.
He's a few cards short of a deck.
He's a few transistors short of a Pentium...
He's a few warp coils short of lightspeed.
he said blankly.

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