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Her mere presence causes parity errors, power fails, and head crashes.
HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Hermits do it alone.
Her modem lights are on but there's no carrier.
Her name is Aphrodite, and she rides a crimson shell
and you know you cannot leave her, for you touched the distant sand...
Hernia: Middle of a womans leg.
He rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.
-- Old Testament -- Psalm xviii, 10...
Heroes as great have died, and yet shall fall.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xv, Line 157...
Heroes exterminate each other for the sake of people who are not heroes. -- Havelock Elli
Hero for Hire - Snappy Comebacks upon Request.

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