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• You oughta trim that little hair in your nose. You're gonna sneeze and flog yourself to death.
  -- Herb Ede...
• Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-buil
  Portia was sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body, which was as warm as seatcovers in July, her hair as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing like bright hubcaps, and her lips as dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the hood...
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• ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• SMILEY #:-) for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine
• SMILEY (:-) no hai
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• Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. -- Johnny Carso