Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Here's a letter from Mrs. Jerome Whatsis from West Jesus, North Dakota.
She says, "Dear Sir: I don't know what I would do without satire....
Here's an amazing story. A man in Orlando, Florida, was hit by eight cars in a row and only one stopped.
The first seven drivers thought he was a lawyer. The eighth was a lawyer. -- Jay Leno...
Here's another worry. It's not as bad as exams, but it's still a worry.
Nuclear War." -- Rick Brouwe...
Here's a partial score: Alabama 21...
Here's a partial score: Florida State 32...
Here's a piece of late news. Mr. Arthur Perkiss, the man who this week won five hundred thousand pounds on the pools, has announced that he will never work another day in his life.
So he's staying o...
Here's a quarter, Call 1-800-CRY-BABY!
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
Here 's a sigh to those who love me, And a smile to those who hate
And whatever sky 's above me, Here 's a heart for every fate....
Here's a tagline you have never seen before!

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