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Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther King Jr.
's birthday, when the following will be closed...
Here's to good friends Tonight is kinda stupid The beer we'll pour Is something we'll ignore somehow.
.. So tonight, tonight, Let it be Lowbrau." "Lowbrau, the beer for those times when you just don'...
Here's to health, here's to wealth; may you never doubt yourself .
. just another ordinary man. (Triumph)...
Here's to me and here's to you, And here's to love and laughte
I'll be true as long as you, And not a minute after. -- Irish Toa...
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty
Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant quean, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty!...
Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here's what I know about regret. It's always present, even if unseen, like the moon in the day sky.
The tigers of regret are patient. They can stay hidden for a long time, then pounce....
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