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Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half. -- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary
HELPMATE, n. A wife, or bitter half. "Now, why is yer wife called a helpmate, Pat?
Says the priest....
Help me, Bob Morgan. You're my only hope.
Help me, Cassius, or I sink! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act i, Sc. 2
Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows ... Dave!" -- Hal 9000
Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
Help me. I'm a victim of Gynomisandromania.
Help me. I'm a victim of the heartbreak of satyriasis.
Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!!
Help Me! I've Fallen, Spock, And I Can't Beam Up!
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