Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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HELP! My hard drive crashed and I can't boot up.
Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Help! my toilet roll has no instructions....
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- e. e. cumming
Help others for all the times that you have been ignored.
Be kind to others, for all the times that you have been scorned. -- Deng Ming-Dao...
HELP!! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died...
HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water today.
Help reduce junk mail. Send personal message
Help Ross Perot buy a clue.

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