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He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
-- Old Testament -- Psalm xxiii, 2...
He maketh the deep to boil like a pot. -- Old Testament -- Job xli, 31
He married me for my tag lines.
He may be a spy, but he is not a coward. That only proves he's intelligent.
-- Klag and Kargan, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5...
He may look like a clown, but here is the soul of a leader.
He may look like an idiot and talk like and idiot but don't let that fool you.
He really is an idiot. -- Groucho Marx...
He means well, he just can't help cutting down all those trees. -- RCAF
He means well" is useless unless he does well. -- Plautu
HEM: Hide Evidence of Malfunctio
Hemingway's remarks are not literature. -- Gertrude Stei

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