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Hemingway was a jerk. -- Harold Robbi
He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
Hemmoroids: A pain in the )*(
He [Moliere] pleases all the world, but cannot please himself.
-- Nicholas Boileau-Despreaux (1636-1711) -- Satire 2...
Hemoplugs: small pieces of toilet paper applied to shaving wounds.
Hemorrhaging Brain" : peppermint schnapps in a shot or martini glass with *VERY* cold Bailey's Irish Cream poured *slowly* onto top (for the brain effect).
And a dash of Grenadine. Really gross looki...
He mourns the dead who lives as they desire.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 24...
He mouths a sentence as curs mouth a bone.
-- Charles Churchill (1731-1764) -- The Rosciad, Line 322...
HEMP, n. A plant from whose fibrous bark is made an article of neckwear which is frequently put on after public speaking in the open air and prevents the wearer from taking cold.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
He multiplieth words without knowledge. -- Old Testament -- Job xxxv, 16

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