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• HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
• Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave...DAVE!" -- Hal 9000
• I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
• You're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?" -- Hal 9000
• You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?" -- HAL 9000
• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...
• I realize that I've made some very poor decisions recently, Dave, but I still have the utmost confidence in the mission.
  -- HAL 9000...
• We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
  "A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....
• I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000