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He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
He is of a very melancholy disposition. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act i, Sc.
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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death -- H. H. Munro (1870-1916)
He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
-- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
He is only fantastical that is not in fashion. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect.
2, Memb. 2, Subsect. 3...
He is poor whose expenses exceeds his income. -- La Bruyere
He is running for Congress ... Do you know why he will be elected?
Because all the gun owners will vote for him. Why will they vote for him?...
He is smart. He can make us go. We need him. -- Reginod, "Samaritan Snare", stardate 42779.1
He is so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else.
-- Don Marqui...
He is the encyclopedia of facts. The creation of a thousand forests is in one aco
and Egypt, Greece, Rome, Gaul, Britain, America, lie folded already in the first man....

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