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• A slave has but one master; the ambitious man has as many masters as there are persons whose aide may contribute to the advancement of his fortune.
  -- Jean de La Bruyere...
• Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth
  money, position and other wordly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them....
• As riches and favor forsake a man, we discover him to be a fool, but nobody could find it out in his prosperity.
  -- Jean de La Bruyere...
• The President is my shepherd, I am in want. He maketh me to lie down on park benches, he leadeth me beside still factories, he restoreth my doubt in the Republican party.
  He guideth me to the path of unemployment for his party's sake....
• This tagline is invisible to all whose I.Q. exceeds mine.
• You may be redneck... if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
• A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and miserable dinner. -- Jean de La Bruyere
• It is a great misfortune neither to have enough wit to talk well nor enough judgement to be silent.
  -- Jean de La Bruyere...
• Modesty is to merit as shades to figures in a picture
  giving it strength and beauty. -- Jean de La Bruyere...