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HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.
Healthy mindedness is inadequate as a philosophical doctrine, because the evil facts which it refuses postively to account for are a genuine portion of reality
and they may after all be the best key...
He always looked a given horse in the mouth. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book i, Chap.
xi...
He always talks like that. Sometimes, I think he can't help it.
Heap coals of fire upon his head. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxv, 22
Hear about the Quebec bra? Lifts *and* separates?
Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ernest?
Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell? He spent the night in a warehouse.
Heard about the new book from Helen Keller? Around the block in eighty days.
Heard a lot of talk about this Jesus A man of love, a man of strength But what a man was two thousand years ago Means nothing at all to me today.
-- Operation Spirit, Live...

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