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He calls drunkenness an expression identical with ruin.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Pythagoras, vi...
He came so close that you have been badly burned. You won't be be able to carry as much as before!
He came up to my table, he goes, "Hey, darling, you're okay in my book.
Yeah. Apparently not a best-seller. He wouldn't let up either....
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...
He can get into a stew faster than an oyster.
He can recall the score of the Army-Navy game of '54, the electoral votes the Republicans won in the last election, and the gas mileage of the first car he ever owned.
But he can't remember what siz...
He can remember the night he lost his innocence in the back seat of the family car.
It would have been even more memorable if he hadn't been alone. -- Red Butto...
He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me.
He ceas'd; but left so pleasing on their ear His voice, that list'ning still they seem'd to hear.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xiii, Line 1...
He cheated. I changed the conditions of the test; got a commendation for original thinking!
-- David and Kirk, "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3....

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