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• Did you hear about the <ethnic> that went to the airport?
  Saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', so he turned around and went home....
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Magicians must exercise caution in all things. Each of you has heard the story of the mage who perfected the gold producing spell, only to be crushed by his newfound wealth.
  Less well known is the story of the sorcerer who turned everyone he didn't like into a toad, until the day he exercised the spell on an entire unfriendly village and was found the next morning hopped to death....
• Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he heard that Waves are the best humpers--but he drowned trying to prove it.
• You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again fourteen years later?
  He found his ball. -- Bob Kaliba...
• How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  We don't know yet. No <ethnic> has ever tried to attempt this complex (by &l...
• JEDR: // n. Synonymous with {IYFEG}. At one time, people in the USENET newsgroup rec.
  humor.funny tended to use `JEDR' instead of {IYFEG} or `&l...