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Heaven Holds a Place for Those who Prey
Heaven is above all yet; there sits a judge that no king can corrupt. -- William Shakespeare
Heaven is: an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.
Hell is: a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife....
Heaven is down. Hell is up. This is proven by the fact that the planets and stars are orderly in their movements, while down on earth we come close to the primal chaos.
There are four other proofs, bu...
Heaven is not always angry when he strikes, But most chastises those whom most he likes.
-- John Pomfret (1667-1703) -- Verses to his Friend under Afflictio...
Heaven lies about us in our infancy. -- William Shakespeare
Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dicti...
Heaven needs no press agent because it has no competition, but sin is competitive.
Heaven open'd wide Her ever during gates, harmonious sound, On golden hinges moving.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book vii, Line 205...
Heaven or hell? Don't matter. You'll go thru Atlanta.

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