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Health and cheerfulness mutually beget each other. -- Joseph Addiso
Health Care, Crime, Welfare Reform, Lobbyist Control, all lose to O.J.
Healthcare Virus: Tests system, finds nothing wrong, bills you $4,500.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors. -- Quentin Crisp
Heal the past, live the present, dream the future...
Health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of,--a blessing that money cannot buy.
-- Izaak Walton (1593-1683) -- The Complete Angler, Part i, Chap. 21...
Health is the vital principle of bliss, And exercise, of health.
-- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Castle of Indolence, Canto ii, Stanza 55...
HEALTH: Never go to the hospital or visit a doctor.
If you have a stroke, keep drinking and act like you prefer to use only one side of your body....
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!

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