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• I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
  He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head...
• Dave Sim appears in dark glasses and talks like he's been up for three days doing God knows what, which is kind of how you like to think of Dave Sim.
  -- Rob Rodi...
• I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in.
• I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
  -- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitur about Michael Jackso...
• Yes, it is true, he was saying, that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid.
  But, Mrs. Benson, stupid children can sometimes appear to be stupid as well....
• I'd like to buy him for what I think he is worth, and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
• My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, always, he was right.
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
  -- John H. Patterso...