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• Have you noticed how much Ross Perot resembles a Ferengi?
• Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A
  Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence....
• Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: I'll have to get back to you on that....
• I'll try not to get you mad at me.
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, "A girl!
  ? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!" and point to another father....
• How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...