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  Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...
• How many square dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times....
• fencepost error n. 1. [common] A problem with the discrete equivalent of a boundary condition, often exhibited in programs by iterative loops.
  From the following problem: "If you build a fence 100 feet long with posts 10 feet apart, how many posts do you need?...
• If you can't find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
• Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
• If you have seen one city slum you have seen them all. -- Spiro Agnew
• We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
• Have you tried "Warluck" yet?
• May you have nightmares each night and may you awaken each time to find yourself in another nightmare.