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• Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
  -- George Carli...
• Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone!! -- George Carli
• Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight? -- George Carli
• The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli
• Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women when they have us at home?
  Al: " Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to close your eyes and dream it's a Ferrari....
• You spent most of your money on beer and women, the rest you wasted.
• Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination -- Graffito in a women's restroom
• You know you're the first one to pop a beer. -- Women vs. Bee