Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Have you changed your tofu water today?
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you counted your Legos lately?
Have you crashed your Windows today?
Have you cursed your software developer today?
Have you done your "good turn" today?
Have you driven OS/2...Lately?
Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
Have you ever attended 0100 ... Usenix? 0101 ... DECUS?
0102 ... SHARE? 0103 ... SIGGRAPH? 0104 ... NetCon? -- from THE HACKER TEST...

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