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Half a loaf is better than a whole one if there is much else.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Half a loaf is better than none.
Half a loaf is better than no rest at all.
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Half an hour of begging is not considered foreplay.
Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corp...
Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
HALF, n. One of two equal parts into which a thing may be divided, or considered as divided.
Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. -- Solomon Sho
Half of me says I have schizophrenia, the other half says I don't.

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