Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Halfway down the stairs Is a stair Where I sit. There isn't any Other stair Quite like It.
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair Where I always Stop....
Halfway up the stairs Isn't up, And isn't down. It isn't in the nursery, It isn't in the town.
And all sorts of funny thoughts Run round my head...
Half wits talk much but say little.
Halitosis is better than no breath at all!
Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Halloo your name to the reverberate hills, And make the babbling gossip of the air Cry out.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act i, Sc. 5...
Halloween, a pagan holiday perpetuated by the American Dental Assoc.
Halloween's over. Clinton removes mask and reveals BARNEY!
HAL: Murder Operato
HALO, n.

< previous

2349