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'Handipaks' of screws always contain too few or too many for the job.
HANDKERCHIEF A piece of cloth designed specifically to be filled with snot.
Which must rather irritate it....
HANDKERCHIEF, n. A small square of silk or linen, used in various ignoble offices about the face and especially serviceable at funerals to conceal the lack of tears.
The handkerchief is of recent i...
Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser.
HANDLED WITH EXTREME CARE DURING THE EXPERIMENT not dropped on the floor -- Research definitio
handle: n. 1. [from CB slang] An electronic pseudonym
a `nom de guerre' intended to conceal the user's true identity....
Handle with care: Elderly tagline.
HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per Hour.
Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear.

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