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• I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
• I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
• I suppose that for the next year-and-a-half the stock market will shoot way up every time Howard Baker walks out of the Oval Office and says, "He's alert today!
  -- Mark Russell...
• I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
• Then I began to think that it is very true which is commonly said, that the one half of the world knoweth not how the other half liveth.
• Conversation stoppers for a cocktail party: Half the people in this room are connected to organized crime.
  Me? I'm a concert accordionist. You may have heard me on TV the other night on the Dr....
• Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
• I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination.
  Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. -- Jimi Celeste...