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HALT: No-Op
Hamburgers can be vicious if they're only wounded.
Ham. Do you see yonder cloud that 's almost in shape of a camel?
Pol. By the mass, and 't is like a camel, indeed. Ham....
Ham. His beard was grizzled,--no? Hor. It was, as I have seen it in his life, A sable silver'd.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 2...
Ham. Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring? Oph.
'T is brief, my lord. Ham. As woman's love. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc....
Hamlet has been played by 5,000 actors-no wonder he is crazy.
Hamlet" is just a bunch of quotations strung together.
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college. -- Tom Masso
HAMMER A tool for hurting fingers. Hammers are generally made of a specially magnetised metal that is naturally attracted to skin.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
Hammers and brains don't mix.

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