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Ha! I NEVER pay income tax! -- Famous Last Word
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
-- Mark Twain, Huckleberry Fi...
hair: [back-formation from {hairy}] n. The complications that make something hairy.
Decoding {TECO} commands requires a certain amount of hair....
Hairball..hairball don't touch it !!!
Hair barrettes -- "101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
Hairdressers give the best blow jobs.
Hair is another name for sex.
HAIR STYLISTS are shear pleasure
HAIR TONICS, please!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
hairy: adj. 1. Annoyingly complicated. "{DWIM} is incredibly hairy.
2. Incomprehensible. "{DWIM} is incredibly hairy....

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