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• I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
• A cat without a hairball gland ... is only half a cat! -- Re
• hairball n. 1. [Fidonet] A large batch of messages that a store-and-forward network is failing to forward when it should.
  Often used in the phrase "Fido coughed up a hairball today", meaning that the stuck messages have just come unstuck, producing a flood of mail where there had previously been drought....
• mail storm n. [from broadcast storm, influenced by `maelstrom'] What often happens when a machine with an Internet connection and active users re-connects after extended downtime -- a flood of incoming mail that brings the machine to its knees.
  See also hairball....
• If it glows don't touch it!
• If it's not broken, Don't even touch it!
• CHINESE CASANOVA -- Don Whong.
• Everything you touch will turn to gold.
• NO! NO! Don't touch the plot contrivance switch!