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Guns Cause Crime Like Seat Belts Cause Accidents.
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Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
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Guns cause crime like wet streets cause rain.
Saying guns cause crime is like saying matches cause arson.
Children at the front seat cause accidents, accidents at the back seat cause children!
Accidents cause History.
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts. -- Famous Last Word
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident.
That's where we come in; we're computer professionals....
Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
