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• Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in the car, the gasoline tastes terrible.
• While this accident in Alaska has shown the world that water and oil do not mix, I wonder how many have gotten the real message - that alcohol and water don't mix well, either?
• Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
• Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol.
  .. -- Crazy Nigel...
• Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol .
  .." -- Crazy Nigel...
• If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.
• MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! Please, don't drink and derive.
  Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving...
• Luther Burbank crossed a potato with a sponge. He got something that tastes awful but it holds a lot of gravy.
  -- Doodles Weave...