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• Pick-em!
• How many guitarists/actors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to do it and 4 to say that they liked it but would have done it a bit differently....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
• Always pick on the correct idiom.
• Guitar players have their pick.
• If the coin is shinny, pick it up.
• Networked Sysops pick their nodes.
• Pick another fortune cookie.