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Fundamentalist libraries only need shelf space for one book.
Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art. -- Robin Tyle
Fundamentalists, fanatics and nuts...oh my!
Fundies and Undies. Neither should air in public.
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
The savage...
Funeral services were held this week for 82-year-old chewing-gum magnate Philip K.
Wrigley. In keeping with his last request, Wrigley's remains will be stuck to the bottom of a luncheonette counter....
Fun, fun, fun, til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
Fun? FUN? What "fun?" I'm a Sysop!
Fungi: the life of the party.

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