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• Your hair's thinning - Who wants fat hair?
• Fundamentalist libraries only need shelf space for one book.
• EXHIBITIONIST -- a fellow who wants to make one thing perfectly clear.
• I think your opinions are reasonable, except for the one about my mental instability.
  -- Psychology Professor, Farifield University...
• No one wants war.
• He who has exhausted all his mental constitution knows his nature.
  Knowing his nature, he knows heaven. To preserve one's mental constitution, and nourish one's nature, is the way to serve heaven....
• Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.