Funeral Services Were Held This Week For 82-year-old Chewing-gum Magnate Philip K.

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Funeral services were held this week for 82-year-old chewing-gum magnate
Philip K. Wrigley. In keeping with his last request, Wrigley's remains will
be stuck to the bottom of a luncheonette counter.
-- Jane Curtin

Wrigley mortis: the effect of a cold drink on chewing gum.
Chewing gum on /dev/sd3c
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. -- William Wrigley, Jr.
Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly.
An aide once asked him how he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week....
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
Television is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wrigh

Funeral Services Were Held This Week For 82-year-old Chewing-gum Magnate Philip K.

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