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gag: vi. Equivalent to {choke}, but connotes more disgust.
Hey, this is FORTRAN code. No wonder the C compiler gagged....
Gain not base gains; base gains are the same as losses.
-- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 353...
Galactic Hitch Hiker.
Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans.
Galactic ticket inspectors? Oh, I could murder a cup of tea. -- Sarah, The Time Warrio
GALAHAD: Camelot ... LAUNCELOT: Camelot ... GAWAIN
It's only a model. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
GALAHAD hurries to the door and pushes through it.
GALAHAD: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes, yes, let him Tackle us single-handed! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
GALAHAD: No look, really, this isn't nescess ... PIGLET
We must examine you. GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with ....
GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

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